Lady Gaga's Most Bizarre Avatar: B'Day Spl

Friday, March 29, 2013, 17:37 [IST]

When it comes to Lady Gaga, there is no scarcity of avatars that can actually make you go 'gaga'. But first things first. Lets wish Lady Gaga a very happy birthday today. As all the 'monsters' will know, today is Lady Gaga's 27th birthday. So it is the right occasion to discus Lady Gaga's most bizarre looks. Someone I knew once told me that he did not know how Lady Gaga actually looked. This is because, every time we see Lady Gaga in a new avatar that is weirder than the last one.

Some of Lady Gaga's avatars are beyond bizarre. They actually border in psychotic. In fact very few people have seen her dressed normally as other human beings do. It makes us wonder how the Monster Mother will look in a smart business suit! Lady Gaga's outfits are designed by herself and they have a message behind. Apparently there is a cause and theme behind each of Lady Gaga's avatars.

Needless to say that the pop star is quite proud of her bizarre looks. So on Lady Gaga's birthday, lets take head count of her most bizarre looks. These are Lady Gaga's most outrageous avatars.

Bandage Look

Lady Gaga's dress looks like a structure built out of solid puffed up bandages. May be it was a show of solidarity with those people who meet with near fatal accidents!

Convict Look

Lady Gaga is wearing a shoulderless dress that looks like a metallic cistern. Judging from the way she is holding a police identification board in front of her, she is a playing a convict here.

Mosquito Net Look

As far as my understanding goes, this is a pink coloured mosquito net. Lady Gaga has made her avatar even more bizarre (if that were possible) by wearing the mosquito net over her face!

Unicorn Look

Surprise! Surprise! Lady Gaga has 2 extra legs and horn on her head! She is actually a unicorn pretending to be human! That explains it finally.

Injured Look

Only Lady Gaga could have thought of portraying injured leg in such a creepy fashion. The injured leg covered in a sock has almost disappeared.

Booted Look

Just check out those boots! They are almost coming up to her chest. No wonder Lady Gaga designs her own outfits. Never heard of a shoe company who would make those boots.

Joker Look

The only thing missing in this outfit is a false red and round nose. And then Lady Gaga would look like a perfect joker. The hat she is wearing is something between a jokers cap and a wizard's hat!

Nude Look

Lady Gaga posed nude for the advertisement of her own fragrance line, 'Fame'. She is seen lying naked and miniature men are trying to climb over her body.

Metallic Hair Look

Lady Gaga loves bling and metal; we totally get it. But having metallic hair would be pushing the matter too far.

Meaty Look

As far as we can make out, Lady Gaga is posing in a red and flesh coloured outfit with animal carcasses. This was her call for turning vegetarian.

Torture Look

The black leather and spikes on Lady Gaga's outfit makes it look like a 15th century torture dress. Looks like she is about to torture someone in a dark dungeon.

Metallica Look

Lady Gaga is wearing a metallic dress from head to toe. The best part is that her lips are also coloured metallic grey to complete the look.

The Wardrobe Malfunction Look

Looks like Lady Gaga was prepared for a wardrobe malfunction like this. That is why she has put a cross on her nipples with a tape!

Stripper's Look

If you have ever been to a shawdy strip club, you might have seen some girls dressed like this. Leather lingerie and net stockings is patent for strippers.

Rainbow Look

Lady Gaga's shirt seems to have every colour of the rainbow on it! Her green hair only serves to make you colour blind!

Electric Look

It appears that Lady Gaga's dress is made up of twirling elective tubes. Don't touch her or you will die of a massive electric shock.

Furry Look

Lady Gaga is wearing such a huge furry jacket that it is hard to tell which part of the jacket is occupied by her dog! Even people in Alaska do not wear such thick fur jackets.