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International Jokes Day 2020: 8 Jokes That Will Lighten Up Your Mood
Life is never a bed of roses. Everyone living on the face of this earth does tread through tensions and disappointments in their respective lives. And in today's fast-paced life, it is important that we get in touch with people we love and share our happiness and worries with them.
Even sharing jokes can help us forget our blues. Humour has the power to diffuse both anger and anxiety, and it is powerful enough to bring down both these emotions as well. Besides, listening to jokes or telling someone a joke can keep illness and serious chronic degenerative diseases at bay. Laughter and humour also take off the pressure of the daily grind.
When have a good laugh after listening to a joke, it not only lightens your load mentally but also actually induces physical changes in your body.
Laughter can soothe tension as well and can aid in muscle relaxation. So, here are some of the funniest jokes that can tickle your funny bone. So, let’s look into some of the best jokes in this article. Happy laughing!!!
Joke
1
There
were
three
guys
who
got
into
a
taxi.
The
driver
knew
that
they
were
drunk
and
so
he
pretended
to
start
the
engine.
After
starting
the
engine,
he
then
turned
it
off
again.
Then
told
the
men
that
they
have
reached
their
destination.
The 1st guy gave him the money he asked for, while the 2nd guy said, “Thank you for making us reach the destination”. Next, the 3rd guy slapped him hard on his face.
The driver was in shock since the 3rd guy seemed to know his trick. However, he still asked what the matter was only to be told, “Control your speed the next time, as you nearly killed us with your speed of driving!”
Joke
2
Two
actors
were
sitting
on
a
bench.
One
asked
the
other,
"how
long
has
it
been
since
you
had
a
job.
The
other
replied,
“It's
been
32
years,
and
how
about
you?”
The first actor replied, “That’s just nothing. I haven't had a job for nearly 40 years. So this guy said, “look one of these days we have to get out of this business too!”
Joke
3
Macy
went
into
a
Catholic
Church
crying.
The
priest,
Father
Robert
O
Malley,
walked
up
to
Macy
and
asked
her,
“what
is
the
matter
with
you
child?”
Macy replied, “My husband died last night”.
Father Malley felt bad about the unfortunate incident and said, “It is better you keep crying and let out your pain. It is indeed a tragedy. But, do tell me Macy, did he have any last words for you?”
For which Macy replied “Yes, he did father”.
“So tell me what were they?”, asked Father Malley.
“Nothing, he just told me to put the gun down”, exclaimed Macy.
Joke
4
George
went
into
Wal-Mart
and
he
couldn't
find
his
wife.
He
then
went
into
the
first
long
isle
to
look
if
his
wife
is
there.
By
the
time
he
got
to
the
third
isle,
he
saw
a
man
on
the
other
end
of
the
aisle
doing
the
same
thing.
He walked up to the man and asked, “Are you looking for your wife just like me?”
The man responded, “Yes I am”.
Then George asked him, “So what does she look like?”
The man immediately replied, “Well she is 36, 24 and 36 and what does your's look like?”
George said, “Don’t bother, let's look for yours."
Joke
5
This
is
one
of
the
best
jokes
regarding
a
rich
drunk
and
a
poor
drunk.
The
difference
between
a
rich
drunk
and
a
poor
one
is
that,
the
rich
one
always
prefers
to
tell
his
problem
to
a
psychiatrist,
whereas
the
poor
one
tells
his
to
a
bartender.
Joke
6
Teacher:
“Anyone
who
thinks
he's
stupid
can
stand
up!”
Nobody stood up.
Teacher: “I'm sure there are some stupid students out here!!”
Little Peter stood up.
Then the teacher asked, "Oh! So, Peter you think you're stupid?”
Little Peter said, “No ma'am, I just felt bad that you're standing all alone.”
Joke
7
Kid:
“Did
God
make
you
Papa?”
Father: “Yes, he certainly did.”
Kid: “And, so he did make me too?”
Father: “Of course, he did.”
Kid: “Well, he's certainly doing better, as he's going along, don't you think so?”
Joke
8
A
man
appeared
before
St.
Peter
at
the
Pearly
gates.
St
Peter
asked,
“Have
you
ever
done
anything
of
particular
merit
in
your
past?”
The man replied, “Well I could think of one thing. On a trip to Black hills, I came upon a gang of bikers who tried to threaten a young woman. And, I directed them to just leave her alone. But, they never bothered to listen to me.
So, I tried to approach the largest and heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on his face. Then, next, I kicked his bike over and ripped out his nose ring that he was wearing and threw it on the ground. And, next, I yelled at them asking them to back off otherwise I'd kick the shit out of them all.”
St. Peter impressed with the man asked him, “when did this ever happen at all?”
The man replied, “Just a couple of minutes ago.”
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