International Joke Day 2015: New Sardar Jokes To Share

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Sardar jokes have become everyone favourite. This International Joke day 2015 we bring to you some of the latest and best Sardar jokes.

These short and funny jokes made about the famous turban clad men have gone viral ever since they have been written and these list of jokes in english will leave you snorting through the entire week. Here are some of the best of sardar jokes Boldsky shares with you on International Joke day 2015.

Laughter is the best medicine so laugh away as you read on:

Joke 1: Sardar At the restaurant
Sardar 1: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Sardar 2: O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Joke 2: Sardar At Gardening
Sardar to servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's AlreadyRaining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Joke 3: Marital Problems
Judge : Sardar, how will you divide your kids, you have 3 children
Sardar to the judge: Ok, we will apply for divorce next year, saar.

Joke 4: Sardar being intellectual
Confused man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardar with full confidence: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Joke 5: Sardar On Beauty
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Sardar wife: What you are doing?
Sardar replied: I am trying to see how I look while sleeping.

Joke 6: Sardar Bright Idea On Medications
Question To you: Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Answer: To avoid 'side effects'!!!

Joke 7: Little Sardar At School
Question To you: How does one recognise a sardar in school?
Answer: They are the only ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.

Joke 8: Sardar First Impression At Work
On the first day at work, Sardar stayed in office till late evening doing work on his computer. Boss saw him and was elated. Inquisitive about it, the boss asked him what work he was doing.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Joke 9: Sardar Job Interview
Interviewer to Sardar: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup..

Joke 10: Sardar's IQ Level
Friend: Where were you born?
Sardar: India...
Friend: which part?
Sardar with confidence: What 'which part'? My whole body was born in India.

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