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10 Tips To Survive A Boring Class

By Tara Hari

There are certain classes which go on forever until you feel like stabbing yourself with a pencil, just to end the horror. You will be bored out of your brains and might even resort to watching pain dry.Trying to egg on the clock to move faster does not work. Time passes in slow motion. Now here comes the tricky part.If you really want to pay attention in class, then you can try to stay focused by taking notes or asking questions in class.

But if all you want to do is survive the boring class and escape out of the door unscathed, then here are 10 tips that will help you. Follow these 10 tips to survive a boring class. And make sure you copy down the notes before the exams!

The Catchphrase

The Catchphrase

Most teachers have that one word they pronounce repeatedly and weirdly or a catchphrase they use at the end of every sentence. Counting the number of times it is repeated is a good way to stay awake in class. You might even retain some of the lecture if you are attentive enough.

Hidden Phone

Hidden Phone

The best way to distract yourself in class is to use your phone. But choose an activity that does not require complicated manoeuvres like playing games, as the teacher is bound to notice sooner or later. Stick to reading books or scrolling through Instagram. And make sure you cover your phone with a book.

Fake Attention

Fake Attention

You can get away with doing almost anything you want in every class. All you have to do is look earnestly and sincerely into the teacher's eyes at a regular interval. It will seem like you are one of the most attentive students in class. This is also a good way to hone your acting skills.

Right Position

Right Position

If you have no intention of being called on by the teachers, do not sit in front. Teachers always have unnaturally high expectations of front benchers. The back row might seem like a good option, but teachers usually pick on the back benchers. The best position to avoid detection is to sit towards the extreme right or left of the class. This way, you are sure to avoid scrutiny.

Fun Partner

Fun Partner

If you sit next to somebody who is constantly goofing off in class and making witty jokes, you are sure to be entertained. Just make sure you tone down your amusement. Otherwise, the teacher might decide to seat you on the opposite side of the class, away from your friend.

Innovative Excuses

Innovative Excuses

Whenever the teacher asks a question in class you have no clue about, make an excuse and leave the class. You can ask to use the restroom or even fake a disease to go to the infirmary. Ensure that your excuses are creative and not repetitive. And always take the long way.

Unleash Your Creativity

Unleash Your Creativity

Instead of thinking of the class as an hour of your valuable time lost, think of it as time set aside to get in touch with your creativity. You can doodle, draw caricatures, make funny cartoons, write lyrics or even attempt to write a novel. Enrich the time you would otherwise spend in a vegetative state. Another plus point is that the teacher will think you are diligently taking notes in class.

Observe Your Surroundings

Observe Your Surroundings

You are probably not the only student to be bored out of your wits. Look around the class and enjoy the glazed look in your classmates' eyes. Watch how they try to entertain themselves in class. Stare at your crush and glare at your rivals. If everything else fails, stare out of the window and start building castles in the air.

Catch Some Shut-Eye

Catch Some Shut-Eye

Boring classes are the best time to doze off. You will wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world. Perfect the art of sleeping with your eyes open. It is a skill necessary for all your future work meetings as well.

Listen to Music

Listen to Music

This is a tricky manoeuvre, as you have to be really subtle to get away with it. Make sure you put on earphones from the back of the seat and they are not visible from afar. If you are a girl, cover it with your hair and pick a colour of earphones that can easily blend it with your hair. This way, you can look at the teacher and get into his good books while enjoying your favourite songs.

Story first published: Monday, June 3, 2013, 18:07 [IST]
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