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Most Annoying Habits Of Indian Men
Indian males are definitely a species worth observing. They have some common mannerisms and behavioural traits that binds them together across the vast and diverse country. Irrespective of their job, salary or family background, most of the Indian men have a few annoying habits.
They forget their wallets, stare at ATM machines with blank expressions in hopes of trying to make money appear and miraculously disappear when the bill arrives. The stereotypical Indian man will leave you with an urge to beat him to death with a spiked club.
When you look at these weird habits of Indian men, you will understand why.
Urinating in Public Places
The most irresistible sight for an Indian male is an unsullied wall. Indian men usually pee on walls out of some inner compulsion, especially if some other guy is already peeing there. This typically sparks off a "Who can pee higher" game and ends with a lifelong friendship, cemented in piss-stained walls.
Ogle Women
It is an unspoken rule that no woman must pass an Indian man without being thoroughly ogled at. Even if the only visible part of a woman is her ankle, he will stare lecherously at it until she walks by. They achieve a sense of accomplishment if they thoroughly creep a woman out through staring. Only then will their day become meaningful.
Boogers
If you ever see an Indian man roll a minuscule object between his thumb and forefinger, do not shake hands with him. Not even if your life depends on it. Chances are, he was picking his nose a few minutes before. If you are lucky, he will stick it under a desk. If he flicks it, duck and hope for the best.
Inappropriate Touching
Indian men seem to be incapable of carrying a conversation without scratching their groins. Whenever they get a minute to themselves they touch their privates, as if to keep a check if its still there. Most Indian men even lack the common sense to use their pockets to carry out these detailed inspections.
Windbags
Passing wind is an art in India. Some even consider it a sport and enter into the spirit of competition with gusto. Most Indian males consider their talents too brilliant to be stifled at home. So they flaunt it shamelessly in public places, to the distress of the unfortunate beings around standing next to them at the time.
Gargling
One of the weirdest habits practiced by Indian men is that of gargling. After a hearty meal, they will take a mouthful of water, gargle loudly and swallow. Who in their right mind enjoys washing down their lunch with a mouthful of saliva and bacteria?
These are the weird habits of Indian men that they seem strangely proud of.
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