Uroclub: The Ultimate Relief For A Golfer!

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oi-Staff

By Super Admin

Monday, May 16, 2011, 17:52

Please wait before you laugh out! Just check whether you had been in a golf ground with an aim to fill 18 holes? You must be enjoying sport drinks or any other such energy drinks. All of sudden you get the first call of nature. Alas! There are no restrooms, trees or bushes around! Uroclub is for people in those critical situations.

Uroclub is a new form of whizzinator. It is a sanitary mode for urgent relief. It contains a reservoir and built into the grip to relieve yourself.

When you relieve yourself, the privacy shield of the uroclub hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. The entire club and zipper are made of non-porous material and therefore leak proof. It also makes the cleaning of the equipment effortless.

Uroclub contains almost half a litre of urine. This is twice the volume of common urination. It has the length of standard 7 iron.

Dr. Floyd Seskin, a Board Certified Urologist created this revolutionary sanitary ware. The towel around the Uroclub hides the equipment from the spectator view. Now, there is no more peeing around trees and bushes.

Afterthought: This equipment can be introduced too India too, where roads are smelling due to careless urination. It will also relieve Indian women from the nightmare of visiting public toilets!