'Weirdest' new year's Resolutions

By Staff

Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 17:47

Many new years resolutions are bounded to losing weight, shaping up and treading cautiously with money. But there are some who think and act differently. Here's a list of some of the most weirdest resolutions made this new year that would drive any sane person crazy.

Eating raw yak, learn to belch the alphabet, get my comma problems under control and learning the names of flowers are some of the most bizarre new year resolutions compiled from the blogosphere and Twitter.

Jeff, the owner of blog 'Weird Meat' has made a new resolution to eat as many "weird meats" as possible. In which some of them includ raw yak, crickets, ostrich sandwich and deer penis wine. How many of these would you like to try?

Gala Darling, a Kiwi fashion blogger has made two resolutions: "learn a party trick - weird stomach contortion, belching the alphabet and handstand push-up demonstrations" or "I think people who know the proper names for flowers are wonderful. It's such an odd thing to master, but it's so utterly charming that I can't help but be impressed.

The most interesting resolution from Twitter said, "(I've) thought long and hard, and decided on my new year's resolution. 1024x768."

Other resolutions include 'Must remember to suck less on a daily average','find a snuggle partner', get my comma problems under control, 'read and memorise more poetry' and 'make no propositional statements in 2009.' And new year's resolution number one - actually set foot in all my houses this year. If I can remember where they all are.

It's truly a 'mad mad world'.