12 Things Only A Virgin Would Understand

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With casual hookups being common and all relationships being examined under a sexual microscope, being a virgin can be pretty shocking. People can be condescending and judgemental. There are things that virgins are tired of hearing but people never get tired of saying.

Virgins are constantly stereotyped, irrespective of the gender. They are at the receiving end of every party. Friends try to hook you up with any person who is single. Whatever reasons you give will be shot down and they will make fun of you, fight with you, pity you and still try to hook you up with anyone humanly possible.

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But what does a virgin really feel? What does he actually go through? The patronisation, the condescensions, the assumptions, have all but made virginity something that is extremely difficult to handle. We try and bring out some of the thoughts that they echo. Read on.

Wild sexcapades?

Sexcapades? Or more like escapades! While your friend's describe their love life with minutest of details, you are probably just looking at him with disgust. It's one of those things virgins are tired of hearing: sexcapades! Whereas, you're just trying to escape from the situation.

“Hi. He is a virgin!”

Friends come in all shapes and sizes but we can agree on one thing; they never let go off an opportunity to embarrass you! So it's not surprising that the moment you meet a girl, they will tell her that you're a virgin. Sometimes, it helps the cause and at other times, the girl just laughs and leaves.

Those lonesome Valentine's Day:

While everyone is busy worshipping Saint Valentine with their significant other, you are probably watching 'A Walk To Remember' for the umpteenth time. Virgins are mostly tired of hearing the things their friends did with their girlfriends.

The virgin of every party

Every party has a self-confessed virgin and if you are the one, then you know how it is. You are tired of hearing your friends introduce you as the virgin.

“Main roun ya hasoon”

Remember that popular Shahrukh Khan's song? A virgin knows people are confused in the same way. On one side, he has his parents who are happy that he's a virgin. On the other side, his friends are furious that he keeps his virginity intact like yesterday's cabbage in the fridge! This is one of the things virgins are tired of hearing.

Contemplating writing about yourself

You probably considered writing about your lack of 'game' in your own twisted way but found it too pathetic to continue.

Advice about getting laid

A virgin gets a lot of advice! He/she mostly accepts the fact that every other person who advises him/her probably knows more about it than him. At times, it can even include a younger sibling!

Becoming a high priest

A virgin at one point or the other has mostly considered becoming a priest or a nun. Or at least a few people did suggest that! One of the rarely heard but definitely suggested virgin confessions.

Ummm.. Orgasm? What's that?

Virgins cannot possibly know about an orgasm! After all, he/she hasn't even done the major part yet. So orgasm, is just another word.

“Me? A virgin? Pffft....”

Accept the fact that you have lied on various occasions about your virginity. You are either too embarrassed or you just think that it is completely okay to lie about it.

“I'm not God!”

Friends often make fun of calling you God and what not. As you are abstaining from lovemaking, they assume that you're an incarnation of one of the Gods, of course in a fun way.

“I do watch porn! Duh!!”

People assume that since you're a virgin, you don't watch porn. But little do they know about the gigabytes of porn stashed in your hard disk.