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Children's Day 2020: Top 10 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Children's Day is an event that is celebrated on different days across the globe. Every country has its own reason for celebrating this day. In India, Children's day is celebrated on the 14th of November every year. The rationale behind this is that 14th of November is the birth anniversary of our first Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. Pandit Nehru loved children and that is why Indians chose this day as their Children's day.
That is the boring stuff that we already know. But then our memory for history has become so poor these days that it makes sense to give a gentle reminder. The real topic of this article is to list the funniest Children day jokes that are doing the rounds among friends. If you want some funny text messages to send to your friends then Children's day jokes will really do the job.
So here are the best jokes about Children's Day that we have heard so far.
Joke 1:
Why is Children's day celebrated on 14th of November?
It is because it comes exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day that is on the 14th of February!
This joke is seriously overused but it still rocks.
Joke 2:
Which country has banned Children's Day forever?
China because they have to give away too many gifts!
Joke 3:
On 14th of February, Valentine's Day: Guy chasing girl at full speed.
On 14th of November, Children's Day: Girl with bloated tummy is chasing guy at full speed.
Joke 4:
Who does not go to school on Children's Day?
All the teachers in the world. They really deserve a break because for them everyday is Children's day.
Joke 5:
Why is Children's day a redundant concept?
With 3 babies being born every second in the world, everyday should be Children's day. Why have a special day for it?
Joke 6:
Why is Children's day great for bachelors?
This is because when you wish the children, their mummies become happy!
Joke 7:
If all the children in the world go on strike, what will be their slogan for revolution?
The children of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your canes!
Joke 8:
Why did we start celebrating Children's Day in the first place?
This is because the parents and teachers of the world were tired of punishing children. They wanted a day off to think about new types of punishments that will work.
Joke 9:
Teacher asks student; 'What is the first mischief you will do this Children's day?'
Student replies; 'Nothing. I am on leave today.'
Joke 10:
Why should Children's Day be a national holiday?
This is because their is a child within everyone.
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