Things That No One Tells About Marriage

When you plan to get married only good thoughts and future planning starts capturing your mind. You will get to hear a lot of things from elders who will likely want to advise you so that you have a happy married life.

Apart from gaining ideas and ways to impress your husband, mom-in-law and other family members of his family, not many people will tell you the harsh but funny things that will happen after you tie the knot.

We all think only about the good things that will happen after you get married. For example, you will get bedtime tea or breakfast on weekends from your husband as a surprise. Similarly, cuddling each other and sleeping every night is something which looks romantic. However, there are some other things that will happen in your life after marriage, that no one will discuss with you. For example, the snoring, farting and pooping is something which no one will prepare you for!

Here is a compiled list of things that no one will tell you about marriage.

Things That No One Will Tell You About Marriage:

Wish He Doesn't Come Home Tonight

There are moments when you wish that your partner doesn't come home. It is a normal thing that will happen where you feel that he is not your Mr. Right.

He Snores

In the first few weeks or months of marriage, you both will be conscious about yourself. You will feel shy to call him out of the toilet as you want to take a dump! Other habits like his snoring and farting will all be seen after marriage. No one will discuss these embarrassing things about marriage.

You Should Fold Blankets

This is another thing that no one tells you about marriage. Men and in many cases women as well do not have the habit of folding their blankets after getting up. Early morning tiffs regarding this are most likely!

Every Night Is Not Special

It is said that love and romance is in the air after you tie the knot. Well, no one prepares you for those nights when you eat boring food and go to sleep watching some stupid soap or movie on television. So, every night is not special!

Mom-in-law Fights

Your mom might teach you how to impress your in-laws and also tell you that you might have issues with the mom-in-law. However, no one tells that mom-in-law can be the reason behind half of your fights in a week!