Things That Happen In Porn Movies & Not In Reality!

Point #1

Nobody records you when you are making love with your partner. Unless you want some creepy person with a boner to film you!

Point #2

The electricians come home to only check the lighting, instead of banging you the way they show in these movies.

Point #3

One cannot bang their favourite hot colleague when they feel horny. After all, this is work place you know!! And please don't tell us you thought these things happen for real.

Point #4

Too many fake noises happen all throughout the movie. Well, in real life they don't scream with pleasure so much! Otherwise, all bedrooms would be made soundproof!

Point #5

Damn!! This rule is for the guys who fantasise spraying up on a woman's face. Remember that NOBODY LIKES IT!

Point #6

You are eligible for any job. All this happens when the recruiter is checking you out and you realise they're already in your pants! Hold on, hold on, this is just fiction for Lord's sake!

Point #7

Most sex positions that they try in these movies are not that great! They are only good to watch! And, it's definitely not what normal people can do!

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