One-Liners That Flirts Use To Impress Girls

How would you define flirting? The dictionary says flirting is behaving like you are sexually attracted to someone but in a rather playful manner and with no serious intentions.

And how do you know when someone is flirting with you? There are a couple of signals that signify flirtatious behaviour in someone. One of the simplest can be a smile. Yes, a smile can do a lot. It is a very simple way of attracting attention and sending across a good message. Another sign can be a subtle blush that comes to one’s face when flirting. Blushing is spontaneous and cannot be in one’s own control. It could be a girl or a guy, both will blush but with varying intensities. There can be other signs like mirroring mannerisms, giving a gentle touch and flirty one-liners too.

Let us a take a look at some of the flirty phrases guys use to attract the attention of girls they like. These are mostly funny one-liners with a loving touch as flirting does not involve any serious intention.

•I’m not flirting, but being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

•You can stop looking further as you have found me.

•You need to stop being so adorable.

•Since you are so attractive, may I stare at you?

•I smile whenever I get a message from you.

•Its girls like you that cause global warming.

•May I follow you home as my parents told me to follow my dreams?

•May I have your phone number since I lost mine?

•At last, I have found the perfect girl.

•Did it hurt much when you fell from heaven?

•You must be a Wifi as I am feeling a connection.

•I just realised that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

•If I got a star every time you brightened my life, I would be having a galaxy now.

There have been some lovely flirty one-liners that we have come across in books and movies.

“I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.” ― Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

“There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.” ― Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

“I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.” - Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda

“Mind if I get drunk with you?” – Red Dust (1932)

“If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.” – Trees Lounge (1996)

“Are you stalking me? Because that would be super?” – National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002)

“Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.” – Couples Retreat (2009)

“I may be the outlaw, darlin’, but you’re the one stealing my heart.” – Thelma and Louise (1991)

“You make me want to be a better man.” – As Good as it Gets (1997)

“Was that canon fire, or is it my heart pounding?” – Casablanca (1942)

Of the many characters delivering flirty one liners the one that tops the list is none other than James Bond, the dashing MI6 spy. Consider the following lines.

•Miss Moneypenny: You've never taken me to dinner.

James Bond: I would you know. Only M would have me court-martialled for illegal use of government equipment.

•James Bond: “Who are you?”

Pussy Galore: “My name is Pussy Galore.”

James Bond: “I must be dreaming.”

•James Bond: “Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.”

Jenny Flex: “Yes, I love an early morning ride.”

James Bond: “Well, I’m an early riser myself.”

And the list of Bond flirty one-liners will never end.

When you want to impress that girl you can go ahead and use any of the ones from your favourite movies, books or make up your very own. But do it with confidence and decency. Flirting is not bad until it remains within the limits of graciousness and is light-hearted. There is nothing serious about it and healthy and funny one-liners are always accepted with a smile.