10 Reasons Why Women Are Like Cats

The association between cats are women dates back several centuries. Women have always preferred cats as pets and men love dogs better. When you tell a woman that she is being 'catty', they take it as an insult. But women always say that all men are like dogs. When you actually get down to the facts, being compared to a dog is much better than being called a cat. When we say that women are like cats; we are referring to all the negative qualities of the cat.

REASONS WHY MEN ARE LIKE SHOES

Women are manipulative; at least they are more manipulative than men. This quality of women is very similar to cats. Women are also lazy like cats. In reality, a cat is a totally useless animal. It does not defend your home, it does not love the master and is totally opportunistic. So saying that women are like cats is much worse than saying men are like dogs.

Keeping the gender war aside, cats are amazing creatures and so are women. The fairer sex should not take the comparison as a sexist one. Here are some funny reasons why women are like cats.

Cats have mesmerising eyes

Cats have a very mesmerising gaze. Have you ever looked into a cat's eye? They are like a woman's eyes. You stare into a cat's eyes, you will be mesmerised.

Cats can give the stare of death

Remember the look your girlfriend gives you when you say something awkward in front of her parents or friends. It's called the stare of death and cats can give you the same.

Cats are narcissistic

Cats are really narcissistic creatures. They literally live for the mirror. Does that ring a bell about your wife spending 2 hours in front of the dressing table?

Cats are loyal to the house but not the master

Cats get attached to the house they live in but not the master who feeds them. Women, similarly, are very proud of their home. The master of the house can simply take a walk.

Cats are opportunistic

Cats will not think twice about ditching their master for a more plump offer. Women also settle down with the man who offers them the most comfortable life.

Women have cat fights

There is a reason why a fight between two women is called a cat fight. Dogs are like men so they usually fight to the finish. But cats only fight to get their claws into each other which literally translates to taking a dig at each other.

Cats fight only for themselves

Cats will fight like tigers but only to defend themselves. They never pick up a fight to defend their master or the house. Similarly, women fight only then they are cornered.

Cats play on your sympathy

A cat is a delicate creature. When you see a cat, you feel 'oh, what a delicate little pussy'. Cats use this unwarranted sympathy to start rooming with you. Women also are experts at playing the 'damsel in distress'.

Cats are stingy with showing affection

It is usually a human that cuddles a cat. But the cat will not run up to you like a dog to show affection. This trait is very similar to women who like to be pampered but do not pamper men in return.

Cats keep their sex life secret

The whole world knows how dogs make love. All cheer for the doggy style. But do you have any idea how cats make love? No, that's because cats keep their sex life secret just like women.