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15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman

If you head to a party filled with boys and girls, what is the first thing a guy will look for ? Think! It is that pint of beer, right? There are many men who prefer to have a chilled beer rather than his ladylove by his side. If you talk about women and beer, most men would opt for the latter. When it comes to beer, men prefer it way better than a woman for several funny reasons.

You would have come across a handful of men comparing their wives or girlfriends to a pint in the most unusual way. Though it sounds kind of annoying for a woman, wife or girlfriend to hear that, it is simply the truth on how a man feels about his bottle.

Here are 15 reasons why beer is better than a woman to most 'smart' men.

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Talk About Jealously

Talk About Jealously

A beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer. But, a woman does get jealous when she catches her man staring at another woman.

Beer Is The Solution

Beer Is The Solution

A beer makes everything okay in no time, but a woman makes everything a problem without any solution.

Talk About Compliments

Talk About Compliments

According to some men, women can never take a compliment seriously, so it is easier to compliment a good beer instead.

Sports Is The Issue

Sports Is The Issue

One of the reasons why beer is better than a woman is because the malt will not think of football to be a stupid pastime.

Shopping Sprees

Shopping Sprees

Those many hours a man spends with his lady shopping is hilarious, but a beer doesn't make you go shopping. This is another reason why beer is better than a woman.

Communication Skills

Communication Skills

How often does your woman give you the chance to talk? Beer always listens and never argues or speaks.

Hangovers

Hangovers

One of the reasons why beer is better than a woman is because with a beer, you can get rid of a hangover! With a woman, it persists.

Talking Back

Talking Back

Beer does not talk back to you or asks a lot of silly questions, unlike a woman who have a basket full of them.

Important Dates

Important Dates

One of the main reasons why beer is better than a woman is because with beer, it does not have anniversaries for you to forget.

Ownership

Ownership

When you buy a beer, you own it. However, it is never nice to own your woman!

Cheating

Cheating

You can cheat on a beer and it will not get upset. But, when you cheat on your lady, it is bad and you are answerable to it. This is one of the reasons why beer is better than a woman.

Time Of The Month

Time Of The Month

Beer does not go crazy once a month, unlike a woman when she is on her period. This is how beer is better than a woman.

Never Expects

Never Expects

A lady always expects something or the other. But a beer never fishes for compliments or any such thing from its owner.

Old Versus New

Old Versus New

The many reasons why beer is better than a woman is the former never makes you feel ill or guilty when you are with it and the thought of another beer comes to your mind.

Threesomes

Threesomes

You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. But, not when it comes to women who ain't comfortable with the thought.

Story first published: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 17:29 [IST]
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